cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK